Cyberspace In A Blog

One third blog about my (personal) journey as a solo entrepreneur, one third "entertainment" (various articles, quotes and random-ness from Cyberspace that is motivational, inspirational, humourous and fun) and one third anything to do with being your own boss (especially the role and use of social media in business)

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Craigslist Humour

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Using the Craigslist Optimizer is one of the many ways I earn an income. I'm not making bundles of money as I do it sporadically. None-the-less, every so often I come across something humourous.


This time it is a guy and his friends who I think really needs to find themselves a Domme (yet they don't know it!)



Looking for Ruth, the Abusive Waitress (Boulder County)


Date: 2009-10-23, 11:30AM MDT
Reply to: sale-ktckq-1434410049@craigslist.org


Anyone else remember Ruth whose schtick was to be somewhat abusive in a funny way to the customers? "I'll get to you when I'm good and ready" or "Get your own damn coffee" she'd say with a glint in her eyes. She worked at La Hacienda in boulder about 10 years ago, then somewhere in Longmont, then at a place at Col 119 & I-25. 

If you kno if she is still abusing customers somewhere please let me kno. My friends and I would love to see her and be abused by her again. 


A couple in their 70s went to a sex therapist's office in Melbourne....

The doc asked, "What can I do for you?"

The old man said "Will you watch us have sex?"

The dog looked puzzled, but agreed.

When the couple finished, the doc said "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex" and charged them $50.

This happened several weeks in a row.

The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doc and then leave.

Finally the doc asked, "Just what exactly are you trying to find out?"

Old guy replies, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The holiday inn charges $90. Hilton $170. We do it here for $50 and get $43 back from Medicare. Isn't Australia great or what?"

I am a monkey...